October 30, 1999: LIKE AN OLD MAN,
I FORTIFY WITH TALCUM POWDER

My friend Malcolm, younger than me, got me into the habit. I tell you, it's like heroin: every fucking morning, after shower, I pat down my genitalia and crack with a good ole dose of talcum powder. It's an act of cleanliness and vanity that I never thought I would perform. After a while, I came to understand that many of my male compatriots are partial to the act. Welp, whaddaya know? I Penn&Teller this fact to you, female reader, as my little contribution to make the sexes understand each other better. Call me a reformer and see if I bloody care.

But there are more important things to talk about. Or are there? The past month, I've obsessed over the nazi scumfucks that I hate. And when I say nazi, I DO mean nazi. The past month here in Sweden, they have been arrested for assassinating a union leader with 6 or more shots to his head. In the union leaders home no less. They have strong connections to AB, Ariska Brödraskapet (Aryan Brotherhood), a prison based organisation. 3 other individuals, one of them mulatto (doesn't your "pals" call you "cur" and "mongrel" behind your back, Jackie, me duck?), also with AB and sundry other nazi connections, currently stand on trial for executing two policemen with their own guns. These guys are cold as fuck, and possibly semi-literate, street-savvy. Jackie has been a mercenary in Bosnia, and he was sentenced to 15 years inprisonment for having - among other things - tortured a pregnant woman and her husband for several hours. He is also believed to have been involved in the murder of at least 15 civilians in Bosnia.

This saturday a friend told me that one of his friends had received a letter from
Combat 18, an international direct action/terror nazi group. The girl who got the mail is into politics, sure, but no extreme politics. The letter stated that Combat 18 will destroy her life and her family."You're being watched", the letter said, ending with a huge ass swastika. I think she got pretty scared. She's just a little more than 20 years old. Combat 18 is so violent that BNP (British National Party) wants them arrested. They have threatened irish footballplayers, they have claimed responsibility for the nailbombings in Britain earlier this year. Together with groups such as White Wolves, they are the new extreme right: networks forged in prison, ultraviolent & obviously motivated.

What am I saying here? That there are about 1 000 active, radical nazis in Sweden right now. 1 000 and several more supporters out of a population of 9 million. They get a lot of press. They car bomb journalists. They threaten to kill politicians, union leaders and outspoken critics. They are within their democratic right to do say their sordid message. But by god, I've had just about enough of those critters. If I were a violent person, I'd take out my gat, go to THEIR homes, and pop-pop-pop their silly sagging asses to another land. Repatriate THEM to Land of Skullfucked-at-Birth. But I'm not. I'm not. I'm gonna sit semi-quiet and see you dig your own graves. Feeling net-vulnerable, boys? Nuff said.

But, yeah, I'm afraid too. That's why I added <META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW"> tags to most of my pages now.

Lately, I've read some funny news on the hacker sites: flipz, f0bic and fuqrag has gone berzerk, defacing NT-boxes at micro$oft, .mil & .gov. They even 'sploited one of NSA's own servers. Good to hear that micro$oft is on the case. Fun thing is, all three hackers believe they're gonna get busted real soon now. But they've also stated that the exploit well be realeased to all the script kiddies of the world as soon as the feds bust one of them. Such a release will most likely lead to 95% of the world's NT servers being defaced. Rotsa ruck, keeds! fuqrag seems to be the most twisted of the three: he's 30, and since his girlfriend just left him, he's been acting a bit self destructive. But it's fun, don't you agree, that a guy can hack into Fort Meade & sundry navy and army sites just because he's love sick? I don't blame him, sure, but I do blame microsoft for lax security. Stop patching a sick OS, and rewrite instead! All the f-guys by the way, are members of gH, Global Hell. The same hole seems to be used by political pakistani hackers, Pakistan HC. Actually, it seems to have been a bug reported by .rain.forest.puppy. half a year ago or so. He's pretty darn cool, that puppy!

The latest addition to the recent NT-exploits are ULG, united loan gunmen, who specialize in high profile hacks, such as nasdaq, ABC and now Associated Press. They have also addressed the bug.

I'm tired now. I gotta leave the screen soon. Take care.

/pigman

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GOOD: ULG, Man... or Astroman?, Replay/ZEDZ, SecurityFocus/Bugtraq, zataz, Shut Up Little Man!, Forced Exposure, ssh, klaxon, .rain.forest.puppy., kod, knives, Maya Deren, Two-Fisted Tales, Jason Lutes, David Lapham's Stray Bullets, Astro City, Kyle Baker, WeeGee, searchlight, Adrian Tomine, Fanboi Politik, & Sympathy For The Record Industry.

BAD: JP/AntiOnline, bad seafood, smelly feet, running sores, nazis, stereotyped politically correct people, RaHoWa, gats, The Faculty, people who make murder threats, have smelly breath and brown shirts, Cof$ (as always) and, oh, I don't care much for totalitarians of any kind.